There are 3 different levels of contact with aliens

this isn't about that though

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If you want to contact THEM (Anomalocaris) you first need to dissolve

This isn't difficult. If you've sat in the bath long enough to get shriveled and wrinkly then you're well on your way. Just add some vegetable broth and you'll find yourself turning into primordial ooze soon enough.

Primordial Ooze
Types Flavours
Vegetable Delicious
Chicken Tasty
Beef Yummy
Blood Not Recommended
Cambrian Era Probably Toxic TBH

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